Phouw spoofer

Phouw spoofer is the most godly thing in existance

"Yo imagine not having that phouw spoofer" :mewhen:

by Tivo3012 July 26, 2022

spoot

Originating in the March 6th 2008 SSC I Hate This Guild's SSC run. Canadian born Klezleburg's attempt at pronouncing the english word "Spout" as in "Water Spout".

Klezleburg: Becarefull of Lurkers Spoot!
Guild: Do you mean Spout?
Klezleburg: SPOOT! SPOOT!

by Jbals316 March 7, 2008

Spoot

Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.

Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).

R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.

As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.

by Dr. Awesome Man February 5, 2010

spoof

see cum

by Someone November 9, 2002

Spooty

A word from the Angry Beavers. They use it to describe anything they don't like. However, it has morphed into a word that can mean anything you really want. Eg crap, interesting, funny, cool, purple. Spoooty means its really crap/interesting/funny/cool/purple.

"Ooo, look, spooty tree!"

by hannahrawr October 16, 2008

spootin

a really big fat guy that eats big macs

omg look at that spootin commin outta McDonald's!!

by janellpoo&jimmiepoo February 24, 2009

spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!

Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"

by koruptone August 5, 2009