ass-sniffer

Someone who gets into your business.

Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?

Man: I've got a meeting to attend..

Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?

Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.

by VPG001 June 5, 2018

Book Sniffer

A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.

A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.

Person A: *sees someone inhaling

paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*

Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *

Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*

Person B: “You get it!”

by BootyDunkaDunkDunk June 15, 2018

Not a sniff in the bizzle mate

Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.

After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.

by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009

Nib of a Sniff

A Nib of a Sniff is the last bit of a joint that is still smokable. There may be only a couple of puffs left before it is spent.

Hey, do you want any of this joint? It's just down to a nib of a Sniff.

by Baa Baa Booooeyy October 17, 2019

poke and sniff

A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

sniff piece

Another name for one's nose or nasal organ. Also commonly referred to as a snout, nozzle, muzzle, beak, honker, bill, or schnoz. This slang term was first coined and used in Lawrenceville, NJ, in 2004.

"When that keg hit me in the face I thought I broke my sniff piece for sure."

by Brian Foulke June 24, 2005

sniff it

Phrase used to nonchalantly dismiss someone or someone else's opinion.

Used as an alternative to "piss off" or "sit on it".

My boss told me that he needed the reports by noon, so I told him to "sniff it".

by Bachass June 12, 2006