The Super Spiderman

This is a rather complicated version of the usual Spiderman. If you can pull it off you really are a superhero, be proud. After receiving a hand-job and nutting in your chicks hands immediately spin her around and slam her up against the wall. With her hands flat up against the wall fuck her from behind long enough for the jizz to dry on her hands sticking her to the wall like Spidey! If she struggles or screams at you remind her that, "With great power comes great responsibility". Leave quickly while she contemplates this...
I laid the Super Spiderman on that ho I met at the bar last night...
by Eldog December 7, 2007
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Spiderman Wank

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')
I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)
by GGG OBJ June 3, 2009
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Crackhead Spiderman

Someone who dose either crystal meth , or cocain , and jumps from one rooftop to another , robbing the houses of all their silverware . Often carrying a high calibur weapon , in witch to shoot the hamburglar with when the trip gose rotten .
"did you hear about that crackhead spiderman in new york who got shot off the roof in full extention of his jump
by mikey murf November 4, 2007
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Spiderman 3

VERB (To Do A Spiderman 3)
1: To do a silly dance along a main street in a heavy populated city in front of a crowd of confused onlookers who cannot hear your background music.
2: To do something so unashamedly cringey that it comes back around to being awesome again.
1: "Derek is such a wildcard, I heard he'll do a spiderman 3 if you just ask him politely."

2: "Peter Parker's Dance at the end of Spiderman 3, is such a Spiderman 3"
by Spiderek 3 April 22, 2021
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spiderman porn

Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on
Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw
by Horny Panda September 18, 2016
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Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof
I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record
by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013
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Covid Spiderman

A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.
Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.
by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020
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