Sperm tanks

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge

-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!

by urpapi October 5, 2010

Sperm Donor

A sperm donor is a man who does the bare minimum with his child.

A sperm donor only does what the courts ordered him to do, pay for health insurance and see child 4 days a month. Can't be bothered with a sick child, ER visits, doctors appointments, procedures, lab work or hospital stays.

by Autismsucks November 15, 2011

sperm burp

After a long night of drinking beer, your recieve oral sex, and bust in her mouth, after swallowing, the carbonation from your nut butter causes her to burp.

Last night your mom had a nasy case of the sperm burps.

by riotchilde June 1, 2006

Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

sperm whale

A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.

Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.

by biggirl823 March 20, 2011

sperm guzzler

this person loves the cock and all its liquid emmisions

That Gavin Jones loves to guzzle the sperm man he cant get enough of the cock, wot a fucking sperm guzzler !

by Ackers_1989 March 9, 2009

Sperm Whales

Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.

Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.

Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!

Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales

by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010