by DaichiKidd August 03, 2021
by weezkid January 05, 2017
by Tacotruck0112 February 27, 2025
Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.
by AtlMandingo April 01, 2009
John: Help me!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 11, 2022
by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 16, 2020
Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 09, 2022