Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

Smooth honeys

A groupe of extremely good looking girls.

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.

by The know October 29, 2014

smooth reentry

1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.

2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.

Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!

Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.

by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013

smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring

This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.

by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006

smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

Smooth Tunnel

Smooth tunnel meaning a smooth vaginal experience usually a word used after satisfying entercourse. Or could be used to describe the vagina itself.

“Hey Jessica, I stuck a breadstick up my smooth tunnel!”

by Smooth tunnel December 17, 2018