A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.
Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
by Killzark March 24, 2009
by SteveANGER February 12, 2009
Is when a hoodlum or hood rat takes their hand, twisting at the wrist. Then properly strikes a white women upon her face with there ridged back hand. This must be performed with enough force as to reverberate their mind set back to previous beatings from her youth or past relationships. Thus straightening her ass out, with what is known as a little bit of forceful act right. Cuz bitches get to crossing da line sometimes. So you gotsta knock dem triflin thoughts out the back of there nappy ass head before she gets to getting any ideas about self respect or women rights. A hood smack is just necessary to keep shit real.
Me: "Officer I had to hood smack that bitch Lauren because she was mouthing off to me like I was some hoodrat"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"
"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"
"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"
by BombMan January 03, 2013
by Willie K May 28, 2008
*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*
Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."
Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."
by VodkaMalibu April 26, 2016
The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.
Man, your mamma so fat she got her own zip code!
You can't play madden dawg cause you broke ass and your plays are weak!
Senator Obama was talking smack about President Bush.
You can't play madden dawg cause you broke ass and your plays are weak!
Senator Obama was talking smack about President Bush.
by Spada March 26, 2005
by Slim thuggaAMF January 18, 2009