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Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.
Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo
by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013
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Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.
Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.
by AJ Khan June 28, 2017
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Jackie ( The sloth )

Jackie Leigh is know to be a sloth. Tbh she looks like one but it is what it is. Legend says she photoshops her photos and I think it’s true.
kid : mommy! Mommy! It’s Jackie Leigh the sloth
Mom : yes son your right. You should stay away

It’s true! It’s Jackie ( The sloth )
by Cassandrabicch December 3, 2019
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sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.
After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.
by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016
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Sloth riot

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.
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Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.
Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.
by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015
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Milky Sloth

A entity that feasts on the innocent and converts them into egirls.
Greg: Damn Matt, Daisy's gone full egirl.
Matt: Milky sloth got her man...
by Timecapsuel1 April 19, 2020
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