Sloan

A cock leach. A woman who latches onto your cock and tries to leach off your sexual energy because you made the mistake of giving her attention once. Hungry for celebrity.

See that bitch on YouTube? She’s such a Sloan. Creeps me right out.

by Annoyedaf February 24, 2022

Sloan

Smart pretty entertaining doesn’t take bill crap

Sloan is so….. a cool kid

by Queen. Bee July 25, 2022

sloan

sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.

guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot

by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023

sloan

1. n. A toilet.
2. v. To use the toilet.

1. I need a sloan right now!
2. I just sloaned an hour ago, why do I feel like I need to sloan again?

by ManBlo August 8, 2023