What the shrek is wrong with you, you son of a shrek. You better get your shrek together or I'm going to shrek my shrek so shrek up your shrek you won't shrek again for the rest of your shrekkin life shrekker.
by That one really weird kid January 10, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by a single slice of bread March 21, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
by clogglegod July 6, 2019
Get the shrekmug. by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
Shrek is mine
by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. The most beautiful man you will ever meet. He will be nice, funny, strong, caring, and many others that are everything you will ever want in a man!
by *Spits out tea* December 2, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.