Slang for shit on toast.
A joke spawned from the mispronounciation of 'Choast' (cheese on toast). When people are making choast, and someone doesn't know what they mean, they usually ask for 'Shoast'. It is then customary for the other people involved to not explain the difference, while someone prepares shoast for the unlucky individual, then chases them with it.
A joke spawned from the mispronounciation of 'Choast' (cheese on toast). When people are making choast, and someone doesn't know what they mean, they usually ask for 'Shoast'. It is then customary for the other people involved to not explain the difference, while someone prepares shoast for the unlucky individual, then chases them with it.
Bill: hey anyone want some choast!?
Tony: yeah!
Franky: whats shoast!? i want shoast!
Bill: u want shoast ey franky!?
Franky: yeah i want shoast!
Tony: ok dude im havin sum choast but il make u sum shoast man!
(skip to next dialogue as its explained above)
Franky: AHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! AHHHH!!!!!
Tony: yeah!
Franky: whats shoast!? i want shoast!
Bill: u want shoast ey franky!?
Franky: yeah i want shoast!
Tony: ok dude im havin sum choast but il make u sum shoast man!
(skip to next dialogue as its explained above)
Franky: AHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! AHHHH!!!!!
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People from Ware Shoals are often very friendly, some aren't the brightest crayons in the box, but it takes all kinds to make the box pretty. They spend their time at the river, in their homes, or in another town.. because there's nothing to do there. The young people congregate in the "canteen" area of town or ride around far too fast in cars with their music too loud over the .5 miles that make up the "West End" of town.
People from Ware Shoals are often very friendly, some aren't the brightest crayons in the box, but it takes all kinds to make the box pretty. They spend their time at the river, in their homes, or in another town.. because there's nothing to do there. The young people congregate in the "canteen" area of town or ride around far too fast in cars with their music too loud over the .5 miles that make up the "West End" of town.
Stopped to talk around the 5 way redlight in Ware Shoals, of course: Person 1: "Where you headin'?"
Person 2: "Ahhh, I'm headin' down th' river park for a while.. then I reck'n I'm gonna head up to the West End for some hot dawgs and some sweet tea......Where you headin'?"
Person 1: "Ahh, I just stopped down the river park, twatn't nobody down there. I'm headin' up the Trail Ways now."
Person 2: "Ahhh, I'm headin' down th' river park for a while.. then I reck'n I'm gonna head up to the West End for some hot dawgs and some sweet tea......Where you headin'?"
Person 1: "Ahh, I just stopped down the river park, twatn't nobody down there. I'm headin' up the Trail Ways now."
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