Shitbucket

A shitbucket is a thing, usually a machine, more specifically a vehicle, which is non-functional, barely-functional, of poor structural integrity, very dirty, or otherwise in terrible condition. A proper shitbucket, therefore, is a contemptible thing with metal and moving parts (or, at the very least, parts that ought to be moving) in its construction, ergo, a near-completely solid-state device such as a smartphone would more appropriately be called a potato, a brick, or in the case of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, a grenade. (Note: this is not an actual term used for electronics with shitty batteries. Yet, anyways.)
Shitbucket can also be used as a contemptuous epithet towards an individual, but this is uncommon.

Synonyms: bucket of bolts, rattletrap, rustbucket, jalopy (car-specific), shitbox, lemon, scrapheap, tin lizzie (car specific), clunker/junker, potato (electronics), toaster, bitty box (dated, UNIX-hacker jargon for shitty computer)

Disambiguation: If you were thinking of the trash bin, that'd be the shitcan, or the fuck-it bucket.

"While I was on my way home from the grocery store, my shitbucket car broke down, and I needed to call a tow truck."

"The AMC Pacer was notorious for being a shitbucket."

"I would fly to the Deneb system to get a shipment of tea, but my old Arcturus-class shitbucket can't even go faster than light because some fucknugget jacked the warp drive when I was at Detroit spaceport."

"Consarn it to the 58,913 circles of the Kenoma, this shitbucket of a printer has failed me for the last time! I'm never getting a hewlett-packard again."

"I wouldn't trust one of those new windows copilot shitbuckets with memes from facebook, let alone anything important."

"Hey, jackass! GREEN means GO, dammit! Did your shitbucket break down while the light was read, or are you too busy playing pocket pool to notice that it's green now?"

"That virus-riddled shitbucket PC of yours ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell. It could barely run windows 10 when you got it, whyever the flying fuck did you update it to windows 11?"

"Fucking hell, dude, your car can't even get to the party store and back without some kind of setback, and you're driving that shitbucket all the way to the UP?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024

Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010

colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014

The Shitbucket

Usually, a car in horrid conditions that should not be legal also most likely
has the front bumper completely torn off but people still love the car regardless

"Bro let's ride in Arian's Shitbucket" "fuck yeah shitbucket"

"Look it's The Shitbucket" "Wow"

by MachaDesolatte May 21, 2022