dude shea, asspony

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004

Shea

Shea is a great person. Shea is always there to help and are very sweet and kind girls. Sometimes they can be funny and other times they can hilarious. All I’m saying Shea’s make great girlfriends and they always are sweet no matter what.

Me: Don’t fuck with my Shea she’s mine and I don’t give 2 fucks if you try but she loyal 🙂

by Yeeter 420 December 26, 2020

Shea (it)

Only looks good from the neck-up

You’re an only neck up Shea (it)

by oversized potato January 31, 2021

Shea ohagan

A shea o hagan is a living organism indescribable :)

“hey should we go and knock for shea ohagan” “YES! I love that thing”

by Thelittlepeiceofplum March 9, 2021

Shea white

The heir of Royalty, beauty and protection.

Egyptian eyes

You have the beauty of Shea white.

She must be a spy, she's got Shea white eyes.

by Romasae June 8, 2021

Shea

She’s got big boobs. Nice eyes. Typically fucks her sons friends.

Ooh look at the tits on her must be Shea

by Bdhdjdbdbdbx October 18, 2019

Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.

Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.

by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025