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scumbag shaw

When a teacher or professor waits until after the last day of school to post a bad grade.
Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."

Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"

Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."

Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
by losercollegekid April 4, 2019
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Chuck Shaw

Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).

Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.

Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.

Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.

How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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faw-shaw

The word Maxwell Nunes uses to say "for sure." It's his fourth favorite phrase behind "yikes", "famously" and "dtm."
by JAXEL2020 September 9, 2019
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Maya Shaw

The most beautiful woman inside and out to ever walk planet earth. Everything about this woman is incredible. Everything about this woman will leave you mesmerised. Everyone loves Maya Shaw
by iheartuu March 23, 2025
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Mason Shaw

The most beautiful pure hearted attractive boy you will ever meet in your life. Mason is a smart boy as well. He is usually listening to music or playing Genshin Impact. or some other games he plays that are totally cool. He has great style, is tall, has beautiful eyes, a hot voice, and a beautiful body. He's funny and thinks K-on , Bna, and other animes are Top Tier. He's not wrong. He's a great guy. He's caring as well.
I heard Mason Shaw bought Discord Nitro for his best friend once!
by GummyOuO December 6, 2021
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Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée in Oppenheimer; from soap opera star to nuclear age romance. Love knows no bounds.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's that playing Strauss's fiancée in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Susan Elizabeth Shaw as Strauss's Fiancée, the queen of soap operas. She's in love with history now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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connor shaw

Awsome,fights a lot and beats up Domanic
I will beat the connor shaw out of him
by Jj shawk June 18, 2018
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