scramble

To mess up someone's gaydar

To give off mixed signals as to whether one is gay or straignt

"Man, don't scramble my gaydar! I can't figure out if you're coming on to me or if you're just interested in my girlfriend."

by Free_JR November 28, 2009

scramble my eggs

A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.

Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!

by Dymond D March 8, 2009

scrambled

Crazy, off the chain.

This shit is scrambled yo!

by Marco Garcia May 1, 2005

Scramble

If a person drops money by accident and someone else shouts SCRAMBLE! then the money can be picked up by the first person who gets it, thus making it that person money.

Michael dropped his change while attempting to take it out of his wallet, when they hit the floor Kyle shouted scramble! and picked up some of his money.

by Acedbro June 4, 2018

scrambled eggs

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.

Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Greek scramble

a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug

"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"

by Biska September 14, 2008

Scrabble

It is more of a game than a sexual act. First you start off playing this game. Time goes on and then in a fit of sexual fustration you are to throw the borad off the surface you are playing on, throw your partner on the surface and dry hump like mad sexual deprived dogs. Time, again, goes on then of course clothes come off and the rest is left for you to experiment with. (Note of caution: Watch out for the playing letters...you dont want to get those stuck somewhere...)

"Man, *wipes sweat from brow* that was the BEST game of scrabble I have ever played" -Chrissie Scrabble



(Note to reader: Chrissie Scrabble is the one who invented this game so dont take credit for it or I'll come over to your house and dry hump you to death. :D)

by ChrissieScrabble January 20, 2004