I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018

scraping by

Waking up after a coke binge and scraping the traces of powder off the countertop

Yo what you up to
Scraping by

by al_gorithm June 9, 2025

Scrape head

A very dangerous/bad person

Yuh see all dem man on de corner with guns and polo jerseys? Them is a setta scrape heads

by Mallie donn April 1, 2025

scraping my couscous

A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.

Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.

“Don’t mind me, I’m just scraping my couscous.” She said as she ran her nail over her clitoris.

by Funface October 15, 2019

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 1, 2012

Bush Scrape

When you put double sided tape on the tip of the dildo and put it in your anus, then proceed to penetrate yourself until the dildo has hair on the tip of it and your anus is completely hairless. Oooooh Daddy!

Honey, can we get the mobi, I would like to waxing by behind via the Bush Scrape! Talking about it makes my dick twitch.

by bambo15 July 23, 2018