I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

scraping by

Waking up after a coke binge and scraping the traces of powder off the countertop

Yo what you up to
Scraping by

by al_gorithm June 9, 2025

Scrape head

A very dangerous/bad person

Yuh see all dem man on de corner with guns and polo jerseys? Them is a setta scrape heads

by Mallie donn April 1, 2025

Scraping

When you put a solo cup over your dick in the shower so it stays dirty, and then after 6 weeks of cheese build up you scrape it off and put in a jar until it ferments into a nice creamy stinky paste that you can put on toast

Hey Trevian have you been scraping lately? My cheese has been fermenting for weeks now and I’m dying to try it

by Trevian Martinez May 26, 2025

Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet

Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.

by Nipple Knockers May 17, 2025

ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing

“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”

by TheHaug May 2, 2021

Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020