I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs November 25, 2008

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a scrape

When someone rats in on something they aren't involved in or asked about.

For example,
Angus: what did you get in the test Sean?
Charlie: oh yeah I found that really hard I only got 60%
Angus: Charlie I asked Sean not you you're such 'a scrape'
Sean: scrape out Charlie he asked me not you

by Mxlkwood May 24, 2014

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Lift and scrape

The act of scratching your own balls using only one hand. Directions are to use your thumb to lift the dick off the itchy sack while simultaneously “scraping” your finger downward relieving the itch.

“Dude, I was holding my girls hand and my balls were really itchy, so I had to use the lift and scrape so I wouldn’t ruin the moment.“

by Dong demarco February 08, 2022

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Scraping the nail

When your board / skis go over an icy part of the slopes and makes a scraping sound.

"bro I just hit this gnarly run and all I could hear was my board scraping the nail."

by hawaiislang March 07, 2017

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halo scrape

A halo scrape is when a guy has sex with a woman and then uses his penis like a paintbrush and the cum like paint and paints around the woman's anus. The guy then has anal sex with the woman and uses the cum like paint and paints around the woman's vagina. He then licks the cum off of both the anus and the vagina.

Have you every done a halo scrape?

by NewmanLove August 19, 2015

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