scratchball

Is the favorite sport of all male office employees, when due to the low volume of work, and the work policies on internet use, the only thing they can do is scratch their crouch, more specifically on the balls area.

Joey: Hey Jay, what are you doing?
Jay: Scratchball
Joey:Oh, so your on emails today...hahaha...

by X405 June 30, 2008

Satchel

One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.

Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"

"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"

by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

Full Satchel

The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.

Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.

David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!

Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.

by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.

“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”

by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020