At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
by Burban Blumkin April 12, 2011
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Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
by Mikemannman April 6, 2021
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Joe: “Wanna come suck my dick this Saturday?”
Mike: “Ayo bro I ain’t gay”
Joe: “Don‘t worry, it’s Gay Saturday!”
Mike: “Ayo bro I ain’t gay”
Joe: “Don‘t worry, it’s Gay Saturday!”
by tny.gbr April 1, 2023
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Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.
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