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Sam

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, smart, and a true friend with a fantastic personality. Sams have been through a lot in their life but it only makes them stronger and they get right back up. Sams are the funniest people you will ever meet. You can always trust them with anything and they're always there to talk. They may seem shy at first, but after getting to know them they're the loudest and craziest people around. Sams always cheer you up no matter what. Always respect her because you never know hat someone goes through. Sams are also the most random people on the planet but you gotta love them.
Bob: I was sad yesterday about the break-up...but I'm feeling all better now.
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)
by YourBestFriendPedo XD July 16, 2013
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

A female usually identified by Cookie Monster pajamas in public. She usually wears Timberland's with no laces. Halloween is her favorite time of year and crack is her drug of choose.
See that bitch shooting up in the corner. Yeah I bet her name is Sam.
by Bensterf111 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.
Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.
by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit
Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019
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Sam

he’s sam
by Randomships December 13, 2020
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Sam

by samytheqeeen January 24, 2020
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SAM

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation
Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM
by CrazeWay June 12, 2018
mugGet the SAMmug.

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