Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, smart, and a true friend with a fantastic personality. Sams have been through a lot in their life but it only makes them stronger and they get right back up. Sams are the funniest people you will ever meet. You can always trust them with anything and they're always there to talk. They may seem shy at first, but after getting to know them they're the loudest and craziest people around. Sams always cheer you up no matter what. Always respect her because you never know hat someone goes through. Sams are also the most random people on the planet but you gotta love them.
Bob: I was sad yesterday about the break-up...but I'm feeling all better now.
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)
by YourBestFriendPedo XD July 16, 2013

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall
"hmmmmmmm sam?"
by Girtruid Measure March 28, 2009

a really beautiful, smart, sexy, crazy, lovable, with blue eyes, sexy body, nice hair, big lips, cute nose, caring boyfriend, always make you smile and laugh, doesnt pay attention to other girls, sexy ass cause he is an athlete, makes me feel special, in other words he is just perfect from the inside and outside and he makes all the other girls jealous of me cause they dont have him and i do :P <3
jessica : look at sam and his gf
emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*
i hate her.
jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*
emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*
i hate her.
jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*
by sb04-06-12 December 23, 2012

1. JEW 2. ANNOYING AS HELL 3. LIKES DOGS 4. SQUISHES PEOPLES LUNCH SANDWICHES FOR NO REASON 5. EVERY LOVES HIM
BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
by JEWART October 11, 2018
