sals

a shortened version of salisbury university, sals is used to describe things that have the same energy as the university and the people who attend it. typically, actions that align most closely with people who peaked in high school suit this term best. people often misuse sals to describe things that are lame or cringe, but things that are sals have a very specific energy to them. you will know what is sals when you see it.

person 1: bruh this girl spammed her story last with videos of her at a party it was so annoying
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool

by yourmomatthebombdotcom September 28, 2021

Sal

The weird half-name that the bi kid in your class decided was her name now

"Hey, my name is Sal!"
"STFU, 'Sal'"

by EASports:ItsAPain April 12, 2022

Sal

a brief (or extended) period of extreme thoughtlessness, apathetic, bitchy, narcissistic, or cunt-like behavior

person 1: damn dude, that was a pretty awful thing to do/say
person 2: i’m sorry, man. i guess i just did a Sal

by frankbee April 21, 2019

Sal steamer

Where one preforms a skinning on a dog before using its bodily fluids as lube to munt the same dead dog. This potion is know as Sal's regiment. During this sex session (which may include multiple people using Sal's regiment to help slide into the dog corpse) they all preform Cleveland steamers on the dog.

My friend Hunter told me about the fun times at the diddy party. One of the planned activities included a Sal Steamer.

by Zarkzad November 1, 2024

sAl.

An amazing boyfriend, so cute and amazing. I wanna kiss them so much. Ily

"That nerd is so ugly"
"stfu, kys, jump off a bridge, they're sal."

by nobodyjncijkncajk May 18, 2021

Dada Sal

Dada Sal is a very funny girl and has a big heart. She is very very beautifal like for msysh. She is also very familiar. Everyone have to respekt DADA Sal. When you know a dada sal love her to infinity.

A je lodh ojjj dada sal

by Nesa277 November 23, 2021

Sal

A really sexy guy. Probably Italian. He's old now but back in the day he could pick up any woman who he laid eyes on. Always a one night stand so they never stayed which makes him a wrinkly 70 year old man with no kids AND A LIT AF FORKLIFT. Pretty suprised hes damn single. He grew up in the city of full house (North Beach) which is lit as hell. I'd like to go there

"Sal groped my dog"

by RodTargent December 27, 2018