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Window Shopping

When a man or woman in a relationship flirts with someone else, with no intention of taking it any further than that. It's like looking at a brand new 50" HDTV without the intention of buying it, even though it's still nice to imagine having sex with it.
Matt loves his girlfriend, but he likes to go window shopping on occasion.
by Allthatremainslover September 3, 2010
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Torrent Shopping

The act of going into a music store to look for albums to illegally download off the internet for free at home
Hughy couldn't think of any bands to download, so he decided to go torrent shopping at HMV
by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009
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Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.
by e_briz August 6, 2008
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shopping

The process by which individuals attempt to fill their spiritual and/or emotional emptiness through the acquisition and later consumption of material objects.

See also: retail therapy
Grace: You and I, we have to stay focused. You know how sharks are eating machines? We are shopping machines. That means all we do is shop, and poop. Shop, and poop. Got it? So what are we going to do now?
Nathan: God, I hope it's shop.
by CrowVision August 9, 2009
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shopping bitch

(n.) the guy who carries his woman's merchandise around a store; nothing screams whipped louder; female response to being told to make a sammich.
Guy 1- "So I saw you and Lindsey at the store. Hope those shoe boxes weren't too heavy, haha!"
Guy 2- "Shut up, man!"
Guy 1- "Dude, she made you her shopping bitch! You are too whipped for words!"

Guy- "Hey baby, can you come here? Now go make me a sammich!"
Girl- "Did you just say that, little man? Go be my shopping bitch, or it's no sex for a year!"
by Da Sperminator March 17, 2011
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recreational shopping

someone who shops solely to experience the effects/have fun.
Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."
by valbon April 12, 2008
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sopping snatch

1: A dripping wet vagina. Usually results from impure thoughts about penis or other chicks vags. Can also result from a loving touch every now and again.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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