-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!
-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!
-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!
by urpapi October 05, 2010
A sperm donor only does what the courts ordered him to do, pay for health insurance and see child 4 days a month. Can't be bothered with a sick child, ER visits, doctors appointments, procedures, lab work or hospital stays.
by Autismsucks November 15, 2011
When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.
by Jeff the vomit guy May 25, 2009
After a long night of drinking beer, your recieve oral sex, and bust in her mouth, after swallowing, the carbonation from your nut butter causes her to burp.
by riotchilde May 31, 2006
A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.
Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.
by biggirl823 March 06, 2011
That Gavin Jones loves to guzzle the sperm man he cant get enough of the cock, wot a fucking sperm guzzler !
by Ackers_1989 October 29, 2008