Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.
by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017
Get the Smol bean mug.Faking self-harm — associated with race, religion, or gender — to generate outrage and sympathy. Crying wolf to generate unwarranted minority victim status.
The man's smollettry, consisting of secretly spray painting racist graffiti on his own garage, created an outpouring of sympathy for him, and outrage by those opposed to bigotry.
by Ivanna Culito February 21, 2019
Get the smollettry mug."UwU im a smol binder bean :333" -a cunt
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person
by charredbagel October 3, 2021
Get the smol binder bean mug.Corollary to Parkinson's Law, where ‘WORK EXPANDS SO AS TO FILL THE TIME AVAILABLE FOR ITS COMPLETION’ but how demand will always expand to meet supply.
Examples of Smolka's Law include but are not limited to: the amount of junk you possess depends on the amount of storage space you have, the number of cars on the road depends on how many roads there are and cheaper, new energy sources to overpopulation.
by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009
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Get the smoley mug.The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011
Get the Smoldering Stick mug.the smol bean community is the type of people you find on roblox that say this type of stuff “Uwu, ;-; owo sowwy baka :V i wuv you and use this 🥺” that’s the type of people you don’t wanna even talk to look at or they will start saying those words to u which is bad we don’t like smol beans. smol beans are roblox pick me’s don’t fuck with them i’m telling u don’t even look at them. if you make them mad they will start calling you “biss” which means bitch or they will say “pwease leave🥺” which is also bad asf never fuck with them please and if u are one of them gtfo change for the better. literally no one likes u except ur own breed.
nobody:
my friends and i: oh don’t tell me that’s a smol bean coming towards us please please.
smol bean: ;-; am i short ;-; i think i’m vewy vewy short just like a little smol bean :3 i’m so small xd
my friends and i: oh don’t tell me that’s a smol bean coming towards us please please.
smol bean: ;-; am i short ;-; i think i’m vewy vewy short just like a little smol bean :3 i’m so small xd
by fanii March 16, 2021
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