She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

Thats what she said

An adult sexual reference to a joke or a word.

''That hurts'' ''Thats what she said''

by OldFootmate December 3, 2020

that's what she said

a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.

1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022

that's what she said

when your trying to get out of a conversation

She's always on top of me. That's what she said!

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

that's what she said

To refer to sex if somebody uses a term relating to it

"My ass hurts".
"That's what she said"

by Urban Dictionary Elite USA January 31, 2024

He said she said

It isn't. And if it IS, it's MANUFACTURED LIVE and the audience it wat hing you do it.

Hym "It's he said she said except the he is just playing along because he is shit in comparison to the creator of AI and she is 'saiding' it because she wants to feel like she's better than a man. This isn't going to do anything other than get somebody's daughter stabbed. And not in a good way. Entirely manufactured because the audience wants to see Icarus fall. It's like somebody it SALTY THAT THEU ARE RETARDED that what it seems like. But if you don't stop trying to oceans eleven me I'm going to Friday the 13th the shit out of one of these here kids."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2025