I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024

ball scrape

Condition that can occur in males when they shave their scrotum to fast or not carefully.

He got a ball scrape because the razor wouldn't conform to his ball sack. I told him to slow down or he won't go out because there will be a blood stain on his white jeans.

by Kacey2012 April 21, 2014

gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018

ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing

“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”

by TheHaug May 2, 2021

Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet

Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.

by Nipple Knockers May 17, 2025

Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020