AsM Samurai

A garbage Serbian nOob thay plays c-ops (submitted by QuickFire xd)

AsM Samurai is ass at critical ops

by AsM QuickFire June 13, 2018

jewfro samurai

Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.

Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!

Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)

Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...

Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!

by Je3wfro Samur1 June 29, 2009

Darkside of The Samurai

The master of the dark, hard and exteme sex. He is a bloody assasin, killer, and a rapist. He rapes fighting girls like Chun Li and lesbian girls. After raping a girl he kills them leaving a great blood sign along his way. His physical form is like Katsu from Samurai X. He is more powerful than the evil demons.

The Samurai raped Akane Tendo, then he killed her.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

A Samurai

Having 3 men stand in a row. The middle man proceeds to jerk the 2 outside men off.

This one night I was really drunk and gave my friends a samurai..SHEATH, UNSHEATH!

by Demon Toaster March 17, 2009

Afro Samurai

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.

I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.

by Froy dog May 13, 2011

Board Samurai

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.

stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.

by v1cious June 14, 2005

misc samurai

Better than the misc ninja, cowboys or pirates, these guitar.com warriors rule the land victorious.

ninja: "you have owned us"

cowboy: "our cool lassos are no match"

Pirates: "We suck, arrrr"

yes, the misc samurai are the best.

by sentinel May 28, 2004