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Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013
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Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
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Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
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dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.
Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!
by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017
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the legendary samurai

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles
by Chocothunder November 5, 2017
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