Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect

I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.

by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017

trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position

“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”

by FlickmuhDick February 23, 2022

The Samurai

An extremely large youtube community of over 11 million people. This community is the fanbase for the popular youtuber coryxkenshin. This community is also incredibly understanding of cory and is always patient whenever he needs to take a break. The Samurai are also extremely loyal to the channel as the majority of people in it have stayed subscribed.

"The samurai are an amazing community who are extremely kind."

by Hungrymann April 03, 2023

Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 02, 2024

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 05, 2024