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Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect
I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017
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This term is used by the popular internet sensation "CoryxKenshin", he uses this term at the end of beginning of his videos as a reminder for his viewers to like the video, he says "Samurai Slice" as samurai are the icon of his channel, hence the name "Kenshin" as a reference to the anime samurai "Ruroni Kenshin".
CoryxKenshin: Don't forget to samurai Slice that like button
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)
by Skibididoiled October 21, 2025
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Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
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Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
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soysauce samurai

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023
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Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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Samurai Up

Take on challenges without hesitation or fear of failure. Put forth superior effort where necessary to achieve more than you thought previously possible. Be a bad-ass, take no prisoners, and crush it all day
I was told it wasn't possible but the only thing buzzing through my heads were two simple words...samurai up.
by Curdlerz December 6, 2016
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