The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”
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“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”
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by PinTal January 2, 2024
Get the Fat Samuraimug. Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013
Get the Squatting Samuraimug. A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”
-Dracula Flow 4
-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
Get the Samurai Pillmug. A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan makes a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025
Get the Samurai As Fuckmug. by I like big tit July 8, 2021
Get the Samurai choppermug. A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
by Rahnderson April 23, 2011
Get the samurai pandamug. Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
Get the Velvet samuraimug.