Rooster Tail

Hair sticking upwards in an untidy fashion; mostly as a result of bed head.

he was sleeping, but his mohawk was already looking all crazy like a rooster tail!

by Zane Edsel February 10, 2020

Rooster Lover

A person who loves to suck rooster(s), play with rooster(s) and fantasizes about rooster(s). A person who is in love with his/her partner's penis extremely, specially who has fetish about cock and fetish for cock size.
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''John is such a rooster lover, he even hold and play with my rooster all night and didn't get tired!"

by JoyBangla69 January 6, 2012

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

drunk rooster

1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.

You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."

by entonidas March 27, 2013

Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.

Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick

by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017

Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.

“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”

by de45 March 29, 2021

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already

by Baton Bitch February 2, 2021