1) Nearly defecating one's self to death as a result of bad water, bad food, or any other airborne illness while in a third world country named Egypt.
2) The ill-shits.
3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.
2) The ill-shits.
3) Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, but in Egypt not Mexico. And generally far, far worse.
Dan got the Pharaoh's Revenge so bad he needed Cipro to stay alive.
That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.
That poor SOB was the Pharoah's favorite; he got the Pharoah's Revenge so many times, he barely left the pot while in Egypt.
by Dan Weissman July 24, 2008
Get the Pharaoh's Revenge mug.Is a stomach virus which couses diarreah, neusea, and vomiting. It is cought when a victim drinks teinted water whilst on a trip in mexico or some other suthern country where the water isn't quite so clean.
by A random Ian May 7, 2010
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1. the message board located on Craig Owen's website (Craig: the vocalist of Chiodos and Cinematic Sunrise).
2. A message board where people are actually nice to each other. It is "unicorns and rainbows" in comparison with the other message boards out there.
3. The Chiodos board refers to it as "Craig's ego board" because they are haters.
2. A message board where people are actually nice to each other. It is "unicorns and rainbows" in comparison with the other message boards out there.
3. The Chiodos board refers to it as "Craig's ego board" because they are haters.
What's undertakers revenge?
by DNApril August 19, 2008
Get the Undertakers Revenge mug.When you trick a seemingly innocent girl into letting you have anal sex with her, and you return from the bathroom to find that she's gone and has taken a huge shit in the middle of your bed.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Biff: "Hey Floyd - that stupid slut you hooked me up with last night. Yeah, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she crapped in my bed."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
Get the revenge mug.To get revenge for something that you know that another is going to do to you.
Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
"I've heard that that guy who's always threating to beat you up is on crutches.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
by KonekoKeita February 19, 2008
Get the preemptive revenge mug.A timeless Pashtun proverb. Although frequently claimed by Spanish, French and British imperialists, the proverb is as French as the Egyptian Obelisk in Place de la Concorde Paris. Synonymous with Pashtun culture and a definitive illustration of "Pashtunwali" or the Pashtun code of conduct. Revenge is a part of life for the Afghan people.
The proverb states that revenge is best served with a clear mind, not when you are hot with anger.
The proverb states that revenge is best served with a clear mind, not when you are hot with anger.
Pashtunwali guarantees the protection of the three Z's - Zan (woman), Zar (gold or property}, and Zamin (land). These are the most important assets to a Pashtun, especially the women. Insulting, sexually harassing, or molesting a Pashtun woman can mean ruin for the culprit and his family, as it's the most un-Pashtun act one can do. Violation of any of the three Z's can only be redressed by revenge taking (badlaa). A son can be killed for his father's crime, and vice-versa. This way, a single crime or act can lead to family feuds that may last generations. The phrase "Revenge is a dish best served cold" is of Pashtun origin, borrowed by the British and popularised in the West. -Encyclopedia
by ymzai1919 June 14, 2011
Get the Revenge is a dish best served cold mug.1. A holiday that happens on May 5th. People celebrate Sith and other villainous characters from the Star Wars series on this day.
2. A holiday that was created by Star Wars fans who hate the fact that Disney is using May the Fourth to make money.
2. A holiday that was created by Star Wars fans who hate the fact that Disney is using May the Fourth to make money.
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Nerd 1: Who’s your favorite Sith?
Nerd 2: Darth Plageuis the Wise. Why do you ask?
Nerd 1: Because it’s Revenge of the Fifth!
2. Why do you celebrate May the Fourth? You should celebrate Revenge of the Fifth!
Nerd 1: Who’s your favorite Sith?
Nerd 2: Darth Plageuis the Wise. Why do you ask?
Nerd 1: Because it’s Revenge of the Fifth!
2. Why do you celebrate May the Fourth? You should celebrate Revenge of the Fifth!
by Darth Plageuis the Wise June 2, 2018
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