Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 5, 2017

Caoimhs' Remorse

When after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn’t committed to it.

Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night’s events and has a serious case of Caoimhs' remorse.

by Caoimhs left nut March 23, 2022

Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011

Puller's Remorse

That feeling you get when you pull a new white card in the game "Cards Against Humanity" and it would have been perfect for the black card you just had to lay down a white card for.

Person A:*pulls card before Person B reads their white card options.

Person A: Fuck, this card would have been perfect.

Person B: Ah, tough shit. You shouldn't have pulled now and gotten that Puller's Remorse.

by Ceemoaz December 24, 2016

Posters-remorse

When you post something on social media and immediately regret it.

I just posted a video to instagram but now I am feeling posters-remorse. I should of added music and tagged Tommy.

by ScottRandolph83 November 28, 2015

diners remorse

The feeling one gets at a restaurant when your party's entrees are delivered to the table, and someone elses menu choice looks so much better than your own.

When the waiter delivered Deanne's chicken fried steak and steaming mashed potatoes, I looked down at my own plate of chicken fingers and quietly suffered diners remorse.

by PeteyTheDog April 27, 2013

comeback remorse

That feeling of regret when you think of the perfect comeback but it's too late to say it. It's that 'I should have said...', missed opportunity feeling.

Shanna had such bad comeback remorse when she thought of the perfect response to Jasmine's diss.

by surplusverbiage May 31, 2014