An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011
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Reems, Coole jongen!
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Reems, Coole jongen!
Reems heeft een mooie klok
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Reems heeft een smoel als een karper
by Poephoofdmetpeer July 9, 2012
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This phrase means: to masterbate.
The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:
"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:
"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."
Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008
Get the to release the poison from my snake mug.Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.
by Samurai Cheezus May 3, 2009
Get the Proper release mug.when you have gas but are unable to pass it due to being with the opposite sex for an extended period of time. when alone you partake in passing gas. typically more to release than just one fart.
John: dude that fart was nasty long!
Steve: yea I've been with Jessica all day and i finally got my sweet release.
Steve: yea I've been with Jessica all day and i finally got my sweet release.
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Get the Release The Kraken mug.When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
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