Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’

by Neoglot September 3, 2018

Last regret blunt

Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted

Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late

by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018

I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.

Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*

by Michael The Best December 20, 2023

regret-rape

When someone is claiming they were raped because they regret having sex with someone else consensually. This pretty much never happens but incel use it as an excuse for why they hate women.

Common in incel communities

Rapey frat bro: Stacy came back 5 years later after having consensual sex and said I raped her

Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it

by moonboi42069 January 4, 2024

cheese regret

when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.

“i just experienced cheese regret”

by dandelion99 April 23, 2023

Forgive and Regret

the eighteenth episode of the twenty-ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons, and the 636th episode of the series overall.

Forgive and Regret scored a 1.0 rating with a 4 share and was watched by 2.47 million people, making it Fox's highest rated show of the night

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023