Rectal Raspberry

another term for a swollen puckered anus, as it resembles a raspberry with the stem removed.
johnny bent suzi over last night and made jam out of her rectal raspberry
by Mathew Smith April 15, 2008
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Rectal Anarchy

An ambiguous term which can mean a person, a thing or an action. It can also be added to the end of a sentence or group of words for effect:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_States_of_America

Context is very important here.
1) You are such a rectal anarchist.
2) That was so good, it was like we were on rectal anarchy.
3) I have a big penis rectal anarchy.
4) I'll rectal anarchy all over your arse.
5) That film was really rectal anarchy.
by Plethicide February 17, 2009
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rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...
by adorkable_ness July 12, 2005
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rectal leech

One who sucks the rectum. Usually a homosexual.
You ass sucking rectal leech.
by Prion July 12, 2003
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rectal benedict

when someone takes a crap in your mouth through a piece of canadian bacon.
Does anyone have a toothbrush? I just had a rectal benedict!"
by D. Finer November 29, 2006
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Rectal Ranger

A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips
John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!
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Rectal Spurs

Spurs in the rectum. Jagged growths in the anus usually cause by repetitive anal sex.
"Damn by ass hurts I think I'm getting rectal spurs."
by Lizzie Shadduck May 28, 2008
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