roflblastic

just about the fanciest and coolest way around to say "rofl" also known as the famous interweb acronym "rolling on the floor laughing"

person 1: oh mannn, a tampon commercial is on mah tv right now.

person 2: ROFLBLASTIC!

person 1: you're so fancy and cool just for saying that

person 2: i know

by jazzertonlolwhat July 3, 2008

ROFL-PANDA

a giant pwning panda with ROFLCOPTER blades coming out of his hands, feet, and back.

noob 1: wtf iz dat pwning all teh newbz?

noob 2: ROFL-PANDA.

by dusted_one April 2, 2009

roflbaby

when two friends are rofling until the point of intoxication, and then decide to go at it, rolfing the whole way. nine months later, the roflbaby is born. usually grow up and linger in online chat rooms, blogs and speak fluent chatspeak.

Bobby: ROFLMAOPWNAGELOL
Daria: HAHAHLMAOLOLBBQROFLCOPTER
Bobby: damn, i feel high.
Daria: want to have sex?
Bobby: sure.

9 months later, they are in possession of a roflbaby.

by jude Polly Zephyr Wainwright January 1, 2010

Roflconda

A hostile spawn in the Minecraft mod Hack/Mine. It's body is made of Creeper heads, and though an idividual head explosion is less than the normal explosion of a normal creeper, if the whole thing explodes it's more powerful.

It is quite fun to watch new players get startled by the Roflconda's sudden appearance and scream while trying to hit it only to have it explode in their faces.

"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Honeydew of the Yogscast seeing a Roflconda for the first time before it explodes Xephos.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!" Honeydew again as another Roflconda shows up a minute after the first and blows up Xephos and LividCoffee.

by RyeosomniacPumpkin October 5, 2012

ROFL Lobster

1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.

Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.

by Colt Jonson October 9, 2008

roflacaust

a mass ownage of people that has more people dying then the holocaust but funnier then a lolacaust.

The other day I had a roflacaust when I ran around the map with a granade in my hand blowing up people.

by Karen Wagmer January 17, 2008

Roflcockslap

The action of cock-slapping someone while rolling on floor laughing, usually at them or at their exspense. Commonly used in online games by the victorious to the defeated.

"Wow I am going to have to roflcockslap your team now kiddo"

by The Real BigCat March 27, 2009