bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 02, 2024

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 29, 2020

Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf

Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts

by Dockerssssss June 05, 2019

Rim Job

A rim job is when someone is playing a game such as beer pong and the ball circles around the rim of the cup and flings out, teasing the player into thinking they would get a win, though they do not.

This definition also applies to similar games such as basketball or mini golf, where there is a ball meant to go into a circular hole.

Kyle almost won beer pong, but he just gave the cup a rim job, damn.

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Out on the field, I was giving rim jobs all night, so I did not win.

by Balrogorlab April 29, 2024

Rim Job

Slang term for a slam dunk in a basketball game.

“Hey did you see Lebron’s rim job in the game last night?”
“Yea bro!”

by superscooter233 January 30, 2018

Rim Job

When trading options using the 13/48 method, a rim job is when you enter your call or put position as the candles are lightly caressing the nearest EMA on the chart. This allows you to stack some tasty gains as the price begins to move.

Me: Aye bro you fuck with 13/48 on ReviewDorks Discord?

Random: Naw man.... i'm too cheap to spend $69 on that Premium.

Me: Damn son! You are missing out on some easy 5-10% gainers on those tasty rim jobs. Get your shit together!

by Frank_White_661 April 27, 2022