ramen noodle romantic

what college freshman in the dorms constitute as romantic

guy: What's wrong baby? I made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, I that's just ramen noodle romantic. I'm going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers

by katebyday June 19, 2011

ramen fiend

Ben Evans

Ben Evans eats all if my fucking ramen. He's a Ramen Fiend

by TYLER20 February 1, 2018

Ramen noodle

A form of butt play. To eat and/or slurp ramen noodles out of someone’s anus.

1. I think that new girl is freaky. I’m pretty sure she’d let me ramen noodle her booty.

2. Last night I totally ramen noodled that dude.

by Egm7479 February 26, 2018

Ramen Noodle

1) Your best friend when your a lazy couch potato and do not want to make a real meal.

2) Something you eat 3 meals a day for weeks on end because you ran out of food

3) The best thing to happen to America

girl 1) yeah, Im on the Ramen Noodle diet

girl 2) huh?

girl 1) its great! I've already gained 5 pounds

girl 2) ....

by britts-NAY January 31, 2010

Ramen Noodles

Poor people's food.

Hey Kenny, pass the Ramen.

by Jigga Boo July 9, 2003

Ramen Ninja

A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.

1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.

by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012

Ramen Nudes

They Are Nude Noodles... What Else Would They Be, Nude Bread?

These Ramen Nudes Have No Flavor...

by ORDEREDRO December 10, 2016