pearl pigeon

Ejaculating from high elevations onto unsuspecting passersby whilst replicating a pigeons subtle "coos".

Did you see that guy on the news, dropping pearl pigeons on bitches from like the 45th story????

by My name is Brent August 15, 2014

silly pigeon

the most epicawesometastic person ever and the most amazing best friend in the whole entire world. has a quiet and very clingy best friend but it’s ok cuz she loves herrr. gets lots of guys but all of them are either jerks or simps. hates being told what to do and will do anything for the people they care about. gorgeous but will never believe it

girl- oml did you see that silly pigeon

me- back off she’s my best friend

by goodness gracious January 18, 2021

skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

Connaught Hotel for Pigeons

A place (usually part of school playground, car park, recreational field etc.) made for people to use, but is overrun by pigeons that people usually avoid having anything to do with it.

Evie: I want to get home quickly, shall we go through the car park?
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.

by hyphens_attack September 27, 2011

higher than pigeon pussy

Way to describe just how high on drugs someone really is.

Dude, have you seen Seth? He's higher than pigeon pussy right now!

by Anastacia Lee April 22, 2017

Kevin The Pigeon

ITS the Sixth member of 1D,Kevin Is Louis plastc Pigeon. You may have seen Kevin on the bands 4th video diary: in which Louis hangs Out with him.... Untill he discovers Kevin Is not Alive. Most of 1D fans (Directioners) remember this and still shout "KEVIN" when they see a Pigeon (everybody around them stares forma a while ). KEVIN IS ENVIED BY DIRECTIONERS,because although hes not alive he metido the whole band AND diez happily. REST IN PEACE KEVIN, YOU ARE REMEMBERED.

Directioner: OMG ITS KEVIN, IM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM, HES FAMOUS
NoRmAl pEoPlE: get Out of my way filthy Pigeon!
Worlds war Threesome because he sabido ir un frontón of a Directioner (they are everywhere)
Louis:* cries in the background although ITS Been almost turdy Seven years"

Kevin the pigeon

by Stranger.directionn January 9, 2018

Fuck a pigeon

When shit’s hitting the fan but you couldn’t be bothered

“Hey Josh, I slept with my mom’s boyfriend last night!”
“Jim, in time’s like these you just gotta say fuck a pigeon and go with the punches”

by Jimmy’sNut’s October 26, 2019