I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.
by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019
Get the Professional shitpostermug. (n.) -- a person who works from his or her home, often lounging around in pajamas all day or putting on some informal clothes as the day goes on.
"My brother in Alaska has become a certified pajama professional now; he makes a nice living from his home office and never has to wear a suit and tie anymore. I love it!"
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
by PRwiz101 October 29, 2009
Get the pajama professionalmug. Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.
That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.
Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
by quan267 June 2, 2016
Get the professional benchermug. A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.
by My cock! January 18, 2022
Get the professional campermug. When professionals aren't hide for their skill but for political reasons of power, wealth, property and prestige.
The United Nations is run by a bunch of people who are into professional incest because they each think political aspirations are more more important than genuine human suffering.
by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021
Get the Professional Incestmug. A black man or woman who is well educated and/or successful in his or her chosen profession. Much more common nowadays than stereotypes of black people allow.
by Athlone April 18, 2012
Get the Black Professional.mug. One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.
Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.
by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010
Get the professional studentmug.