What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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Pussy Prayer

When a girl plays with herself
"I went to a sorority house and they did 20 pussy prayers. I wanted to watch, but I have a girlfriend."
by WAPworship February 20, 2021
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prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner
yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner
by zefin May 01, 2019
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A Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens with abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good..you are "A Spartans Prayer"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 06, 2025
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Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
by HiddenVisage June 09, 2024
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by ADOLFKAHIEM April 19, 2022
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