The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt
Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
by Leetalyzer August 13, 2008
Allowing a sweaty gay Portugese man to give you a blow job and anal douche while you vomit up the contents of your last meal which consisted on his piss, shit and semen.
by John E. Coli May 26, 2006
The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
by deftone_dude October 19, 2011
by dickerie July 24, 2013
A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
by CastroL May 02, 2006
When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.
The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful!
by Sloppy Moe January 21, 2007
an contest in which both people raise their arms as high as they can, and whoever is taller, and can reach higher, wins.
this is done to insult portuguese people for being commonly shorter than all other races
this is done to insult portuguese people for being commonly shorter than all other races
by Chris Ssdfsdf August 06, 2006