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Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?
by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023
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PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023
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pornhub lily

the girl in the future that will 100% be seen on pornhub in the future and will probably be seen snorting coke off mens dicks for money
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by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025
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Pornhub.com

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Billy: hey I wanna watch a Minecraft tutorial

Bob: go to pornhub.com!
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The Great PornHub Purge

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.
by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020
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The Death Of PornHub

Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.
Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.
by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021
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