Poptart

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.

Nigga you a Poptart, nigga, you a Poptart, sweet in da middle!

by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011

poptart

1. somebody who plays hard but is soft on the inside

2. a nigga who got sugar in his tank
3. someone who be poppin it knowing they don’t be onnat timing frl

“that bitch is a poptart, she did all that talking just turn down a fade”

by KonfidenceK March 6, 2023

poptart

my religion

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024