Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018

Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.

Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”

by _hunny_ December 13, 2018

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020

Poptart Daddy

A stem who every once in a while is the top.

One shot of whiskey and she had me screaming "Oh yes Poptart Daddy!!!"

by THEPoptartDaddy April 13, 2020

Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017

Poptart

A person that’s like a black licorice poptart, if there ever was one, he’s always overshadowed but is someone’s favorite flavor

“Donny’s a Poptart but, he’s my black licorice poptart.”

by Nerual 💞 May 15, 2018

Poptart

Fuck buddy's.

Hey my little Poptart is the bedroom open?

by gigi starlight March 11, 2009