poompaloompa

Someone who sits extra time in the bathroom on there phone

Alex is such a poompaloompa doing her work from the bathroom.

by squirrelenator September 18, 2017

Poopsex

N (proper). James Douglas Waters

Poopsex’s brother is 24.

Poopsex is coming ... it’s gonna be fun.

by Igor Stravinsky June 16, 2018

Poops

Poops: what the cutest girls say when they mean oops, so you love them a bit more.

POOPS! Didn’t mean to call you then!

by Ct001 November 12, 2018

POOPSICLE

The mix of the words popsicle and poop, or when you have no more insults in mine.

YOUR NOTHING BUT A SWEATY POOPSICLE!!!!!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

owl poops

when owls have a bowel movement and a poops comes out with fur and skelatons of undigested animals the owl has made a meal out of.

Ron Weasley: whats that your owl just dropped?

Harry Pootter: an owl poops. want one?

by sexiipoops May 17, 2011

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014