Taylor-pendence Day

Friday, May 30th 2025! The day Taylor Swift got her original music back! Happy Taylor-pendence Day!

“Hey! Do you know what day it is today?”

“May 30th.”

“Exactly! It’s Taylor-pendence Day!”

by missy ;) May 30, 2025

Lachlan Ponsen

He's a bit cheeky, doesn't listen to others. Mummas boy, makes stupid jokes, cries consistently. He is an abomination to society ;)

Have you seen lachlan ponsen around?
Yeah he's crying in the corner with his mum as per usual

by Hawt dawm July 26, 2025

Pittsburgh Ponderosa

When you go to a rock concert, break your foot in the mosh pit and then have sex in the back of a Tahoe before going to the ER.

I took Linda to see blink 182 and at the end of the show she broke her foot ..but she still let me give her the Pittsburgh Ponderosa.

by Piece_of_crap_33 August 2, 2025

Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member

John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!

by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025

Là ponderà

Là ponderà is a drink in made up at 4 am on Saturday. It consists of sunny delight orange juice, about 2 teaspoons of lime juice, then you could add tonic water/club soda, flavors of sprite, or unflavored sparkling water, but that it optional.

Heyyy Bobby!!! Let me get a glass of *choppy Mexican accent* LÀ PONDERÀ!!

by Kxrmastinky October 1, 2025

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019