v-plowed

when a girl shoves her vagina in your face and plows you over

Sam: this chick just v-plowed her meat at my face and i got a concussion
Trevirson: Damn, howd that vag feel
sam: Warm and moist

by CAHACKLELACKLE6 April 02, 2011

Thunder Plow

When a guy/girl bends over like a monkey/gorilla at the end of a diving board, wearing a flash outfit with a hole in the bung. Then a man at the bottom of the diving board runs up and sticks his penis into the guy/girls bunghole, rolling into the water making a huge splash while doing it.

"Hey Jim, why weren't you at the party last night?"
"Because I was doing the thunder plow with some hot prostitute."

by dwas December 02, 2008

Plow Cow

A fairly large girl that you find in a bar that you can give her the "Business", then just let her graz her way home after.

I'm going out and getting me a "Plow Cow" tonight!

by IndianMetalLord March 26, 2010

Crowd Plow

When you use another human being as a guide to get through thick crowds of people. The "crowd plow" does the unsought after job of parting the crowd in order for the people following close behind to make their way through with relative ease.

By keeping borderline homosexual behind my friend Gregory I was able to plow my way successfully through the dance area. Gregory as a Crowd Plow worker well good :)

by danthamanZ October 03, 2011

Crowd the Plow

In Michigan, "Don't Crowd the Plow" is a saying used by the MDOT as a means of achieving safer road conditions during the winter. Little did they know that Crowding the plow is really when a hooker or a one night stand refuses permission for anal entry by clinching the buttcheeks so tight that steel could be bent with the force.

That hooker last night was trying to crowd the plow, So I dished her a rainbow sherbert.

by Kave737 January 06, 2009

pla-plow

Used to describe a womans butt (usually large) when viewed from beind. Often combined with a gesture where both hands sequentialy mimic the outer curves of the butt in question. "pla" for the left cheek, "plow" for the right.

"Her ass was so pla-plow, i couldn't even see around it".

by tedbigham August 31, 2005

snow plow

having sex from behind ( doogystyle) . As the male is penetrating he knocks the girls arms and the womans head falls forward hitting the bed post

I was banning this chick and then snowplowed her right into the headboard

by jn November 28, 2003