pigeon fagging

The strange sexual practice of catching a pigeon and tying it to your penis with string or rope and then throwing it in the air so that when it flys around you get a masochistic sexual thrill. Also known as pigeon jogging, pigeon tugging or pigeon jerking.

that dude has no dick - it came off while he was pigeon fagging!

by boris the evil bastard August 23, 2006

sling pigeon

A United States Army colloquialism used to deflect attention from one's chronic inability to grasp simple concepts.

"I apologize for being educated! No wait - I don't. ... I'm from Alabama I can sling pigeon with the best of them!"

by SPC Mateo January 23, 2009

wounded pigeon

where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"

by heling November 4, 2003

pigeon haircut

a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon

pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!

by thegingeryone March 27, 2010

pigeon pancake

A flat, pancake-like, organic road formation caused by repeatedly driving over a pigeon carcass.

Hey remember that pigeon I ran over yesterday? I just saw the pigeon pancake on the road as I drove by.

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 11, 2009

e-pigeon

When someone takes so long to answer your email that you might as well send a homing pigeon.

I sent him an email hoping to get a reply quick but have been waiting for three days now. Is this some kind of e-pigeon?

by QuasiName April 8, 2011

Pigeon Necklace

Masturbating on top of a tall building and shooting your load over the side onto pedestrians below.

Vic's Pigeon Necklace distribution is fastly becoming legend in the downtown metro area. Steer clear of 4th and Taylor!

by Adumbford November 4, 2014