University of Phoenix

A business disguised as a school that uses spam as a means of luring in new unsuspecting customers. This diploma mill uses many sneaky advertising tactics, such as coming up as the first result in google search when typing in "university of", TV ads featuring sensationalized stories and fast-paced music, and a YouTube channel that features their "success stories" and that blocks any user that posts anything remotely critical of the school in their videos' comment sections. According to several accounts on the internet, most classes at UoP consist of nothing remotely useful. If one is able to get a job after graduating from here and pay off the $200,000 they owe in loans, they are truly lucky.

Rob didn't want to go to community college so he enrolled at University of Phoenix and found himself shelling out $50k a year to learn absolutely nothing.

by ConservatismSucks December 23, 2009

Flying Phoenix

When having sex near an open window, the guy pour gasoline on the girl and lights her on fire. He then pushes her out the window.

Performing a flying phoenix usually ends in conviction of murder.

by Plazer456 March 11, 2010

Leaf Phoenix

Name that Joaquin Rafael Phoenix took because he was jealous of his sibling's unique names (River, Rainbow, Liberty, Summer.) He says he came up with the name while raking leaves with his dad. Also, the last four letters in his middle name spell 'leaf' backwards.
Later he changed his name back to Joaquin.

Did you know that Joaquin Phoenix used to be called Leaf Phoenix?

by 00Phoenix00 April 20, 2009

Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.

I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.

by Mothdust October 21, 2021

Phoenix Punch

While penetrating the female in the anus you jerk yourself off with your hand fully in Vagina

Hey man what you doin tonight?
Idk, but I think this bitch is down to get Phoenix punched.

by Substance B June 11, 2018

south Phoenix

A small ghetto being torn down by the wealthy slowly to be closer to mid city and the mountains to the south .

You live in south Phoenix? Omg that’s so dangerous.

by Designbyalexander January 6, 2021

Phoenix Tor

Phoenix Tor is a twitch streamer and YouTuber known for cuckholes and kelp hoarding. Once shat herself to death after eating soup poisoned by her "loving" roommate Haze poisoned

Did you see that Phoenix Tor is streaming solitaire again? Doesn't she ever play anything else?

by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020