A business disguised as a school that uses spam as a means of luring in new unsuspecting customers. This diploma mill uses many sneaky advertising tactics, such as coming up as the first result in google search when typing in "university of", TV ads featuring sensationalized stories and fast-paced music, and a YouTube channel that features their "success stories" and that blocks any user that posts anything remotely critical of the school in their videos' comment sections. According to several accounts on the internet, most classes at UoP consist of nothing remotely useful. If one is able to get a job after graduating from here and pay off the $200,000 they owe in loans, they are truly lucky.
Rob didn't want to go to community college so he enrolled at University of Phoenix and found himself shelling out $50k a year to learn absolutely nothing.
by ConservatismSucks December 23, 2009
Get the University of Phoenixmug. Name that Joaquin Rafael Phoenix took because he was jealous of his sibling's unique names (River, Rainbow, Liberty, Summer.) He says he came up with the name while raking leaves with his dad. Also, the last four letters in his middle name spell 'leaf' backwards.
Later he changed his name back to Joaquin.
Later he changed his name back to Joaquin.
by 00Phoenix00 April 20, 2009
Get the Leaf Phoenixmug. When having sex near an open window, the guy pour gasoline on the girl and lights her on fire. He then pushes her out the window.
by Plazer456 March 11, 2010
Get the Flying Phoenixmug. by Substance B June 11, 2018
Get the Phoenix Punchmug. by Mothdust October 21, 2021
Get the Hairy Phoenixmug. Phoenix Tor is a twitch streamer and YouTuber known for cuckholes and kelp hoarding. Once shat herself to death after eating soup poisoned by her "loving" roommate Haze poisoned
by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020
Get the Phoenix Tormug. by The Follower January 14, 2013
Get the the late phoenixmug.