Pedobear

The best meme ever!A pedo...bear

My milkshakes bring all the kids to the yard and i'm like just get in my car
-Pedobear

by Eritreagirll December 7, 2011

Pedofag

A pedophile who acts like a child in order to attract younger mates. He doesn't have to actually be gay, he just acts like a faggot, displaying many characteristics of the common emo. Oftentimes, they are found crying in a corner, moping around (purely for attention), or reading manga.

Cody Ker is such a pedofag, look at him with his Naruto book and that 14 year old on his arm. He's 19 for Christ's sake.

by the fuckin truth December 14, 2010

Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

by bonnet August 23, 2006

No Pedo

Short for no pedophile, normally used after someone says something pedophilistic

Yo, there's only one reason I watch ICarly, that Carly bitch is fine...No Pedo

by Wolf-Pac June 28, 2008

Pedo

En México:

1.- Andar borracho.
2.- Una forma de saludar o de preguntar qué pasa.
3.- Problema.
4.-Una exclamación de sorpresa.
5.- Un susto.

1.- “Ando bien pedo.” “Ese gûey se puso bien pedo anoche”.
2.- “¡Qué pedo! ¿Cómo estás?”.
3.- “Tengo un pedo bien cabrón” “Ese vato tiene pedos con la ley” “¡¿Qué pedo?!” (esta última dicha de modo agresivo insinuaría '¿Cuál es tu problema?').
4.- "¡¿Qué pedo?! ¡¿Qué estás haciendo?!"
5.- "¡Qué pedo me acabas de sacar!"

by insul October 30, 2013

Post Pardom Poop

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.

Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting

by Regretful pooper April 16, 2009

Oooo, Perdon Hijo!

The spanish equavelent of the term Oooo, Sorry Son usually used in Mexico and the Latin Americas the definition of the word is the same you use it to point out the misfortunes of other people

Jose: Ay, guey crero que agarre lo que se llama "The Clap"

Andres: Oooo, Perdon Hijo! pero eso no es permantente!

by El Equis June 8, 2009