Payton

Lemme suck yo dick😉
My # is 969-420-Sikeyouthought

Dick too bomb~Payton

by Payton👅 June 17, 2018

Payton

The most amazing person you will ever meet, eyeliner always on fleek. She looks awesome all the time. A badass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone. Great at bowling, entergetic AF. Also loves coffee.

Payton shoved me to the ground for coffee.

Man just called Payton a bitch and she said 'thank you'

by Baes4days March 4, 2017

Payton

She can think highly of herself and her friends and is true in every way. She doesn't think about anything outside of her circle or consequenses. Payton stays true to her friends is really hyper and flexible. She will do whatever she wants and isn't shy about it. She isn't pety. She might think to highly of herself. Payton needs to remember, not everyone loves her. She should be okay with that.

Payton: *makes offensive joke for attention*

Payton: Of course I'm your best friend!

Also Payton: I'm sorry u a loser lol

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Payton Reanne Aper

PROM?
~ NJ

Payton Reanne Aper is an amazing person who means alot to me and I don't know what I'd do without her.

by notnmj April 1, 2019

paymon

a guy who looks like Paul Pfeifer, from 'The Wonder Years' and likes to play basketball.

Mike: Dude, that guy's a paymon!
Jim: Yeah, haha, where's Kevin Arnold?

by Butthead Arnold February 3, 2010

Payton

A REALLY sexy blue eyed boy that always wears hats. Once you give him that 1st joint hes gonna want more to smoke.. Paytons are always stoners, athletics or the asshole you don't want at your party. Sometimes their funny and no matter what he is attractive

Colleen: Is that the new payton at our school?
Julie: Yeah he's a sexy but a total stoner

OR

Parker: Who is wearing jersey #42? He just got us 3 touchdowns!
Gage: That's payton.

by Hisbabyyy420 June 15, 2010

Payton's Dad

A person who loves spicy food more than anything in the world.

person 1:"I fucking love spicy food."
person 2: "your such a payton's dad!"

by skykam007 March 30, 2010